Removed from the lunchroom roster in early builds... or just phased out? Dan still shows up at 12:07 sharp, holding a sandwich no one's coded in. Last seen near the temperature log array. Not hungry. Just watching.
Thought deprecated. Still humming in the background of the archive’s root directory. She runs on unstable build memory, welcoming visitors *before* they arrive. No one remembers adding her. Everyone remembers her smile.