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The 13 Core LunaPals (The Cats Who Remember)

The Slipboys

Reflection Twins

John & Mike – Speak in sync. Can track ORK during Ultraslip. Possibly stabilized Slipboys.

Reverse Counterparts (PILLOW25 Survivors)

SSF Foldouts (Left the Hallway)

Lore Elements

Notes

Cold Lunch Dan — Designation CL-D7 — is a pale blue feline anomaly currently categorized as a passive ambient constant in LunaPals canon. He does not reside anywhere, yet he is consistently present. He occupies low-energy corners, forgotten hallway nodes, and sits for hours in observation-mode beneath wall-mounted thermometers. He has been observed during three confirmed lore breaches, once during a server reset, and once at the moment Greg fell out of sync with timeline 4D. He did not intervene. He blinked slowly. Cold Lunch Dan does not speak, but his presence produces a detectable tonal hum in all sound-recordings taken within fifteen feet of him. The hum is just below A-flat and described as “worryingly sympathetic.” All documentation of him decays after six rereads. If you are reading this now, you are on read four. He is not hungry. He has already eaten. He does not want warmth. He wants distance. He is canon. He is watching. Do not offer him anything hot.